Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah
by benpiano800 January 22, 2021
Get the Tomska's Law mug.Bass guitarist and keyboardist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1968, 1986-1989, 1996-1997, and 2001. Multi-talented instrumentalist who also plays banjo, piano, guitar, organ and drums. Popular figure in the New York City/ Greenwich Village folk scene in the early 1960s. Other bands included Peter Tork and The New Monks, The Peter Tork Project, and the current Shoe Suede Blues. His Monkees legacy still lands him in many guest roles on sitcoms and occasional cameo roles in movies.
We were born to love one another
This is something we all need.
We were born to love one another
We must be what we're goin' to be
And what we have to be is free.
-Peter Tork, "For Pete's Sake"
This is something we all need.
We were born to love one another
We must be what we're goin' to be
And what we have to be is free.
-Peter Tork, "For Pete's Sake"
by MusicFan August 1, 2004
Get the peter tork mug.A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023
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Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
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Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
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Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!
by bleachedgum April 14, 2021
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Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
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