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one who is a male that is well blessed in the no no area
Wow that guy is TOPPING.
TOPPING by Ashley Pattillo January 1, 2008
When there is shit left on the head of the dick after anal sex.
"Oh shit man, I fucked her in the ass and there was topping left on my D"
Topping by Loocyfer November 18, 2019
When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system
Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper
topping by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018
Leah gave Larry some weak topping.
Topping by Such Gadget April 6, 2017
The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.
I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!
Topping by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Topping up the myki 

Doing a poo.

Origin: mix of Australian and Nordic.
“Have you seen Gabs”

“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”