topping

The active verbal counterpart of top related to internet message boards.

The moderators did not approve of the topping of such offensive topics.

by johnleemk March 18, 2005

TOPPING

one who is a male that is well blessed in the no no area

Wow that guy is TOPPING.

by Ashley Pattillo January 1, 2008

Topping

When there is shit left on the head of the dick after anal sex.

"Oh shit man, I fucked her in the ass and there was topping left on my D"

by Loocyfer November 18, 2019

topping

When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system

Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper

by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018

Topping

To give head; blow job.

Leah gave Larry some weak topping.

by Such Gadget April 6, 2017

Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Topping up the myki

Doing a poo.

Origin: mix of Australian and Nordic.

“Have you seen Gabs”

“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”

by JaxCrackers June 5, 2018