toploaded

A game scoring mechanic based around the premise that the values are derived in such a fashion that they always go against the desires of one Mark Cooper.

"Mike fuck off you prick, you only won because the scores on this game are toploaded!"

by RossocolesTheSecond July 19, 2018

Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 3, 2004