toploader

prankster placing a fresh turd in the cistern of an adversary, then letting it fester unhindered

'I hear that dude is the phantom Toploader'

by marco2000 April 27, 2006

Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 3, 2004

toplaoder

a shady pugchatter of meglomormorhical pysic performances

oh look there goes max i see him he mite die soon from alcohol addictiionhes cool.

by The Trooper May 28, 2004

Tollroaded

When a driver tries to use an on-ramp to aggressively pass you, but you don't let them back in the lane — causing them to merge onto another road that happens to have tolls.

Some idiot Maryland driver tried to pass me on the I-395 Southbound but I blocked them from re-entering and rightfully tollroaded them onto the EZ-Pass toll road LMAOOOO

by Kit Rat September 5, 2025