Verb meaning to lift the lid off a toilet cistern and subsequently crap inside. Your shit will go undetected for months, except that each time someone flushes the smell will be released. It gets worse with every pull of the chain as the festering turd decomposes. Try top decking your enemies - it's the gift that keeps on giving.
by AnthonyH October 19, 2012
Get the Top deckmug. Bringing A girl home and having both you and your flatmate have a go. There are further requirements to be classed topdeck;
1.1-Both resedents must be on the top story
1.2-Residents are classfied as a top deck crew (one white one brown)
1.3-The deed must be shared roughly at a 50 50 ratio (performance dependant)
If all these criteria are met you have sucessfully top decked someone. ANd if you were on the other end of the stick(s) you have been top decked.
*Top deck came from cadbury chocolate, half milk half white.
1.1-Both resedents must be on the top story
1.2-Residents are classfied as a top deck crew (one white one brown)
1.3-The deed must be shared roughly at a 50 50 ratio (performance dependant)
If all these criteria are met you have sucessfully top decked someone. ANd if you were on the other end of the stick(s) you have been top decked.
*Top deck came from cadbury chocolate, half milk half white.
by MrRhodes August 19, 2011
Get the Top Deckmug. by kridjiti March 14, 2017
Get the Top Deckmug. The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.
" Aww fuckin ell Dave its miles home and i`m brassic" "Its allreet Kev we`ll do the top deck trick" Bang on Dave!
by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007
Get the Top Deck Trickmug. The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 5, 2011
Get the top deck dumpmug. The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 5, 2011
Get the top deck dumpmug. The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"
by Slap and tickle with the lads November 28, 2016
Get the Top-deckmug.