Toonie

Toonie As The Street Slang Word Meanin' Tookie.

“Erstreet Mookie aka Moonie, Tookie, Toonie & Church With The Government Name As Ervan Lockett As The Most Illest Goonie. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - The Goonie, Erstreet, Harlem aka Flea, Eekie, Eenie, Jeekie, Jeenie, Freshley & Kiery Weiry.

Toonie by anonymous November 1, 2020

Toonie Drop

Putting a 2 dollar Canadian coin (Toonie) in your lips and lay down on stage at a strip club, so the girl will shake here goods in your face.

Mike was a mad man at the strip club last night, I've never seen anyone spend so much on Toonie Drop's.

Toonie Drop by Toonie King October 19, 2009

Toonie Slide 

The process of inserting a Canadian $2 coin into the vaginal canal. Usually used on cheap strippers for tips.

I gave that French stripper a toonie slide and I think she liked it.

Toonie Slide by Voltaire777 February 23, 2009

Toonie Test

The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.

Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro

Toonie Test by Paddy Poletsky August 7, 2019

Toonie Tuesday 

In Canada, KFC sells a weeks worth of leftover chicken that they're not allowed to legally include in a meal. It normally consists of beaks and chicken feet and it costs 2 Canadian Dollars (a toonie). Usually it's just hobos or old people who actually buy it.

Also a term used by high school drug dealers in Canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.

grandma: "Well why don't we go to KFC now? it's Toonie Tuesday so it'll only cost two bucks eh."

grandpa: "Great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers."

grandma: "Sweet!"

Toonie Tuesday by the_canadian June 22, 2009

Toonie Tuesday 

A kick assery day to get a cheap hooker. Usually because it's the second day of the week, when society is working at their jobs or having a sextastic moment with a wife.

Dude I really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting sex)

Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?

What's that?

It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)

Oh dude awesome!

Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom!

Toonie Tuesday by Toonie Tuesday's save money! October 19, 2011

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

hot toonie by Raging Roger August 27, 2017