tontoe

A fat ass.
This person obviously LOVES food and has a good apetite.
The original tontoes are Lazzy Laugh and Zims.

Man that nigguuhh eats like a tontoe!

by Lazzy Laugh September 16, 2006

Tonto

When you blow the smoke out of a bong through the top. You blow through the stalk.

Fucking TONTO

by B-bong and stoned-steadily October 23, 2003

full-tonto

1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.

2. Vladimir Putin

Putin has gone full-tonto.
-Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace

by befigue February 25, 2022

tonto cheeks

Spitting on an indians bare ass and slapping it hard.

dude i just gave wild coyote a massive tonto cheeks.

by tonto cheeks November 17, 2013

gone tonto

To act or have acted in a manner likely to cause people to think you have lost your mind.

When she found that Rick had been dating his ex, it appeared she had gone Tonto and smashed his flat up.

by Illusor December 14, 2009

tonto dust

the imaginary dust you sprinkle over someone in order to have your way with them.

I used my tonto dust on her ,and now she's washing my dishes.

by harleylover4555 July 20, 2014

chocolate tonto

The act of sticking two thumbs up an indians ass.

I gave that squaw a chocolate tonto.

by gordon1 July 2, 2006