tonsil hockey

A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.

i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey

it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing

Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!

Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...

by Lewi Dibbin December 9, 2008

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Tonsil Hockey

The reference "tonsil hockey" means you are in a full on make out session with someone. French kissing is a shorter version type of tonsil hockey - it always includes your tongues being the sticks playing each other, your tonsils being your goal.

"Wow... Becca and her boyfriend were playing tonsil hockey on the couch during the movie, they were really going at it!"

by DSclavin March 16, 2020

Tonsil hockey

Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.

Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.

by Superior Intelligence May 14, 2020

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024