Tom nook

A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.

Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH

by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020

Tom Nook

Money Satan whom puts you in debt even though you could smite him in SSBU. He'll become Karen and take the kids.

Villager A: "Did you get the bells for Tom Nook?
Villager B: "I'm broke."
Raccoon Satan smites their homes.

by T o m N o o k February 22, 2019

tom nook

give me those fucking knies

give it tom nook

by not jack abrams May 15, 2020

tom nook

A figure of the animal crossing wild world game ( the guy that sells stuff)

let's go to tom nook to sell my fruit

by laurens vanhoutte August 13, 2006

Tom nook

A fatass capitalist racoon that puts you in deep debt without your permission.

Tom nook is a fucking capitalist bitch.

by Tomnookisacapatalistpig February 26, 2022

Tom Nook

A tanuki type raccoon who is defenently in some kind of mafia for bells.

Jake: i forgot to pay tom nook!

Elizabeth: dont get me into your mess with tom nook

by Tammy nook May 8, 2022

Tom Nook

Provider of crushing debt. Promotes child labor with his own family. The main cause of Capitalism

Tom Nook set the orphanage on fire

by Cynnierollz May 26, 2025