Taetum

A girl who is the most beautiful girl inside and out. She is selfless, athletic, health concious and secretly a princess. She is just so amazing it rubs off those who she is around. Did I mention she has the cutest laugh/smile? Because she does.

That girl wishes she was Taetum

by Kingtheming April 21, 2019

Totum Scrotum

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.

Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.

by jhartley78 October 11, 2013

Toeture

When you walk past an object such as a table or a doorframe, typically bare foot, and you stub one of your toes, most often the big or little one, as you pass. The large flash of pain followed by the urge to inflict the same pain on whatever you just injured yourself on, even if it's an inanimate object, is the feeling of, "toeture."

Fuck! My toe! Arghh! Thisis is fucking toeture! Come here you fucking table!...
*Sounds of table being violently smashed*

by MattTehDictionary July 25, 2016

Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.

Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

toetu

One of the ugliest/handsome boy you'll meet. Hes very funny, very smart, and very nice. He talks a lot. He loves football. Hes never shy unless hes around his crush. He is always afraid to talk to his crush. He works hard. Although hes all nice and stuff, sometimes he just be up in the morning just think about someone or something.

Person 1: Toetu is so smart!

by Jackson Moyles November 24, 2021

tortumelo

Huge salience on the skin surface.

Bezainas - hi, just look at you in the mirror, your face has a tortumelo.
Tonecas - oh shit you are right maybe I should burn my face with acid.
Bezainas - what a shame

by Bezainas November 28, 2021

Thetum

To think of a comeback after the argument.

I just had a thetum! :((((((

by sherleese December 6, 2021