toddler

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.
toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...
by Richard Gear October 25, 2011
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when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure
when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure
by timmer39 April 30, 2008
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toddler

the little guys whom asshole is the sweetest spot ever and tighter than hell
Yeah, Tom's toddler has a fine dumphole.
by jbt_954 June 18, 2008
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Toddler

A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler
Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler
by that_guy_from_brizzie November 21, 2017
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Toddler

the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal
Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers
by Elia Kazad August 28, 2010
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Toddlered

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.
by Jesykahb August 11, 2014
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Toddlerism

When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.
Toddlerism, when will you end?

I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.

Toddlerism at its finest.
by Mommyneedsadrink February 25, 2017
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