Todded

To arrive at an Audio-Visual setup and find the driver as the lead contact for your set-up crew. Normally associated with a fucked-up situation that predicts a series of unfortunate events that will negatively impact your mental health.
Man, I had a 4am set-up yesterday and got Todded big time!
by Angry TD August 21, 2019
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TOD

Thing of Darkness - something that frightens you and takes away your confidence, energy, motivation. When it passes by you it extracts your soul. It controls your mood and can ruin your day.
Red Alert: TOD is on the move.

Look out, here comes TOD.
by Victim of TOD July 11, 2008
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Tod

An amazing guy. One who is faithful to the women he's with. Values his family and friends highly. He's sexy and an all around wonderful catch! Smart, charming and funny too. Do not let this one go, whether friend, family or more!!
You'd be lucky if you got a Tod!
by Bella23 February 03, 2010
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Todded

1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.

ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.

2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.

ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.

ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.

2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
by HypotheticallySpeaking April 03, 2014
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TOD

turd-on-deck; bout to shit your self
ahh tod's here. need to go to the restroom
by thpdutpd May 20, 2010
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Todding

Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
by Maliaht September 11, 2011
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TODS

Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.
After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.

Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.

Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
by NumerPing!!! November 22, 2011
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