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TOAB

Tan Old Alcoholic Blonde.

Female, Middle-aged or over. Lizard skin, over-processed coarse blonde hair (usually dyed), heavy smoker, alcoholic bar-fly.

Usually cannot retain a boyfriend and clings tightly to other TOABS. These are women who are unable to let go of highschool. Can be found wearing bedazzled jeans and sparkly shirts that say "DIVA".

Typical TOABs have names such as Julie, Donna, Mary, Angie, Barb and Janet.
Keep driving; that's a skanky biker-bar and is full of loud-mouth TOABs with bubblegum lipstick.
by anathema July 5, 2019
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tobacco whore

a mate or girlfriend thats always pinching fags from you.
lowri: babe can i nick a fag please
bryden: wtf tobacco whore
by point-blank-wank May 1, 2008
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tobaccoholic

(noun) the name accounted a person who only smokes cigarettes while consuming alcohol.
Wow, I didn't know you smoked!

Yeah... only when I drink though.

Hmm... classic example of a tobaccoholic.
by Fauxmosexual February 18, 2009
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Wacky Tobaccy

Another term for marijuana. Mmmm.... kay?
"Hee-hee, wacky tobaccy sounds stupid ^_____^"
by pinky_pseudonym April 13, 2004
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toyable

A person who engages in sexual acts with the aid of toys.
"Oh, she is so toyable"
by craxyman September 9, 2008
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Iranian tobacco

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).
Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."
by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018
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Rabbit Tobacco

Gnaphalium obtusifolium. Unmistakable by its creamy appearance in the still green background of the early fall meadows. Leaves long, elliptical and silver green colored. Plant up to one meter high. Unusual fragrance. Can be smoked for respiratory ailments or made into a relaxing tea. A common tobacco substitute used by children in rural areas. It is said to have a mild sedative effect.
Contrary to popular belief, rabbit tobacco is not marijuana.

In Cherokee medicine, it is believed that councils of animals created diseases in order to avenge the loss of their families and living spaces. The plants, being sympathetic to humans, decided to each furnish a cure for these diseases. It is believed that the spirit of the plant will tell a sick person which one to use to cure his illness.

Rabbit tobacco can be used medicinally in several ways. Smoking the leaves is good for sinusitis, head colds, and congestion. In hot teas, it is used to treat sore throats, fevers, diarrhea, colds, flu, pneumonia, asthma, and coughs, as well as a mild nerve sedative, a diuretic, and an antispasmodic.

It is know by many other names: life everlasting, sweet balsam, white balsam, sweet cudweed, cat's foot, fragrant everlasting, indian posy, etc.
My grandma told me to use this rabbit tobacco to help with my asthma.
by maclasch December 18, 2008
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