messed

drunk or high

Me and Candice got SOO messed last night at the bar!

by Heather February 8, 2004

mess

When someone is really funny

If you say something funny someone else may say, "You a mess".

by Ms. Drisco August 22, 2008

messed

A scenario or sitation, your own or otherwise which is undesirable or unexpected.

Man, you having to work the long weekend, thats MESSED.

by Jephrey May 31, 2006

mess

An overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.

"Did you trip up your heels AGAIN? You're such a mess!!"

by NZAzN K' October 17, 2003

Mess

A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.

Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'

by Dan Daman July 20, 2008

mess

1. to hang out with a person with the intention of getting together and/or date. Term used in the south.

2. to be involved in the period before dating a person.

They used to mess, but now he with this other chick.

by kuyoko April 2, 2010

mess

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

by robbo December 7, 2003