finge

When blood comes out your pee-hole.

Crap, man, I totally finged last night.

by binary_parasite January 1, 2012

Fing

when your so baked, you look down at your fingers and wonder why the hell they call them fingers and not phalanges.

they call them fingers but i never see them fing. oh, there they go.

by ladeeum January 13, 2007

fing

much lazier way to say "thing."

ya fink ya can get away wiv everfing, bruv.

by International Bad Boy September 10, 2004

Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

fing

A shortened form of the popular contraction "f'ing", obviously a contraction of "fuck". Not as versatile, but relatively unoffensive.

What the... Fing!

by Torbiak November 25, 2003

fing

To forcefully stick your fingers in someones stomach or sides causing pain, but also tickling them at the same time.

"My little brother was being annoying, so instead of hitting him and getting in trouble by my parents, I decided to fing him."

by ZMFLEX June 4, 2005

fing

shortened version of the word fingerbang, which is totally mierke.

Donny and Ed used to talk about who they would fing as they passed their new piece from person to person.

by Harrison Greeley III January 12, 2005