why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

Don't forget to bring a towel

An amazing thing to randomly say.

Don't forget to bring a towel

by Chr15 July 28, 2006

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Something much more than a "random saying"
Used as common slang among reefers
Made popular first heard by Towlie episode 8 season 5

"wanna get high? don't forget to bring a towel!"

by towlie:D October 21, 2009

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!

Phase used when someone grossly overreacts to small situation or minor annoyance.

Origin: Dec 09 in D.C during a snowball fight a group of people threw snowballs at a passing Hummer, the angry driver, an off-duty detective, got out of his metal machine brandishing a hand gun, looking for the cultrits.

A crowd soon gathered and began to chant "You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight" over and over.

"Dude if you keep using up all my deodarant i swear i'll burn your house down."

"Woah man, don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!"

by Chillest December 23, 2009

don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

a statement used to intimidate those who are less than you.

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

by myheartsagun February 9, 2012

I don't want to miss a thing

One of the sweetest love songs ever written. Almost everyone understands how it feels to "Stay awake just to hear their sigificant otherbreathing..."

Jamie-"What song did you dance to at your wedding?"
Roxanne- "I don't want to miss a thing"
Jamie- "aww how sweet!"

by Nikkibear<3 May 8, 2009

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.

A proverb for when a person grossly overreacts to a situation.

A person hits a Hummer with a snowball which is being driven by an off-duty detective. The detective gets out of his vehicle and brandishes his firearm while trying to find the person who threw the snowball.

Crowd chants, "Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight."

by cdo4 December 21, 2009