Park Bench Ass

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.

Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

by James in Raleigh June 09, 2009

uzbek park bench

The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding

Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.

by Cullen urban dictionary club November 10, 2017

reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

by Doomlad April 02, 2007

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand

Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"

by DirtyHot January 18, 2012