You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

You can't take a horse to water by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022

enough to choke a horse 

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

enough to choke a horse by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

Have to see a man about a horse by frakk April 1, 2004

to risk eating the horse's sperm 

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

to risk eating the horse's sperm by Clintacus February 7, 2010

talk to a man about a horse 

A more polite method of informing people you have to go number two.

Excuse me for a minute, I need to go talk to a man about a horse.

talk to a man about a horse by asixe April 23, 2006

talk to a man about a horse 

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.

I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.

talk to a man about a horse by knightmare36 December 28, 2007

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick

Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

going to see a man about a horse by Trixie87 May 28, 2018