Head to Dick Ratio

Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head

4'10" : Kinda tall/Average

6' : Really Fucking Tall

Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average

by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 9, 2019

Body to dick ratio

Body to dick ratio or BTDR

The chipmunk chip has a a big body to dick ratio.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Dick to dick glazing

When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same

“This dick to dick glazing Ong”

by Bigdckrandy23 May 8, 2023

dick to dick glazing

When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone

Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”

Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke

Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn

by Licksomedivk May 8, 2023

blood-to-dick ratio

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight

Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.

by Lootze March 19, 2014

Dick to dick

Consecutive, in a row, one after the other, back to back

Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.

A: “I really need to finish these cigarettes before 12”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.

by Pumpernickelryebread June 6, 2022

It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015