twatbook

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

twatberry

1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.

"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"

by L. S May 19, 2008

Tmabi

Text language that means "Tell me all bout it!" Which basically someone is telling you to give them every important detail to the subject.

Person1: Omg! I had the best date EVER with him! It was so amazing!
Person2: Omg! Really? Tmabi!

by Peeeerrrsssooon April 11, 2010

twatbagel

A derogatory term used at UCSB.

Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.

by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009

twatbastard

Being both a twat and a bastard.

Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.

by eifion January 1, 2004

tmats

Throw money at that sh**.

When you absolutely hate doing something, you may be able to pay someone else to do it for you.

A: "I have to move next week. Ugh, I hate moving!"
B: "Just tmats, man.. hire a moving company.

by eatsleepraverepeat May 27, 2014

TATBILB

“To all the boys I’ve loved before” but shorter, so when your talking to someone you don’t have to say the whole thing, just “TATBILB”

“TATBILB was one of the best movies ever!”

by Jollie Mollie January 29, 2019