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mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)
Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters
by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021
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Titters

Breasts that are abnormally large causing a man, who initially sees them, to get an immediate erection within his genital area.
Ugh, look at them big TITTERS!!! WOOO!
by Mr. Makingpoopies September 29, 2008
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shit titters

adjective describing a state of anger, substitution for multiple curse words, in no way involves shitting on tits
Will hits a bad shot in golf, he says "Well... shit titters!"

"Thats shit titters." says Jeff. I am so mad.
by scgolfer4 October 26, 2009
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litter than titters

When something is so lit; being litter than titters; litter than tits
"man last night was litter than titters"
"I'm litter than titters"
by Danky Wanky Panky December 25, 2016
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titters

Stifled snickers and whispered comments uttered by the various members of a group of guys when they observe that the bikini-top, bra, etc. worn by a female (particularly one whom the guys are not overly fond of, either because they view her as being “full of herself”, or because she shoves lots of criticism and unwanted advice down their throats and/or otherwise acts like a feminist b***h to them) has slipped aside or come off without her being aware of it, leaving at least one of her titties exposed.
Us guys were just trying to soak up some afternoon sunshine at the beach, but that local “neighborhood grandma” was standing there blocking our light and trying to lecture us about the “fallacies of laziness”. Didn't we have some major titters when her limp skimpy string-thing slipped up and we stared at her hooters all during the speech --- we didn't hear a word she said! Wonder what kinda mortified hissy-fit she had sometime later on whenever she finally discovered it! Served her right --- some NERVE she had, disturbing our relaxation by regaling us with her long-winded harangue about “you will regret your indolence later in life”!
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
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titters

A term used by Chris M. from the nard in reference of boobies (especially his woman's). Also known as jugs, tits, breasts, knockers, boobs, breasticles (what senta calls them), hooters, gazungas, boulders (as in 'over the shoulder boulder holder'), etc...
Lady, you have the nicest titters that i have ever seen.
by Chris on lindsey's email January 18, 2004
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Twitterpostor

A person who is impersonating another person via Twitter.
Person A: Did you hear that Jeff was receiving tweets from his wife?

Person B: No, What did she tweet?

Person A: She was saying that the pool guy was better in bed than the gardener, but it was a Twitterpostor. His best friend created a twitter account under his wife's name and he was the one sending out those tweets

Person B: Aren't you his best friend?

Person A: Yup!
by Jalisciense June 3, 2009
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