Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

by StevieK... November 6, 2010

Tattered Pink Sleeve

Your asshole after having a vigorous sesh of anal and getting absolutely railed.

Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.

I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?

My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

get twittered

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.

"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."

by Noir February 9, 2018

tattered rags

very cool handmade one of a kind creepy as hell Rag Dolls.

WOW where'd you get that awesome doll? Why I got it from the Tattered Rags Dot Net website!

by hugefan August 15, 2006

tattered

to get mess up, wasted, hurt, etc.

That boy got tattered off his ass. That car hit my boy, he's all tattered.

by jasonmiro April 1, 2006

tithered

To be 'Tithered' is to be groped or molested by an individual while your under the influence of alcohol and vulnerable.

Boy: Hey I totally tithered some girl last night!
Other boy: She must have been so out of it!

by Uzzy1000 November 5, 2013

Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.

"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"

by Dr. Albert Grizzly March 18, 2010