vagina tissy

a star located in the pubic region ... and sometimes it becomes a dark red .. its curently nicked named meller

look over there , its a plane , no its a bird , holy fuck it vagina tissy

all hail vagina tissy

by vagina tiss October 18, 2008

on tissy

i agree; fr; on god

person 1: the food is so good
person 2: on tissy

by DaveTheBrave6969 October 29, 2022

5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Skip-the-Tipsy

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.

"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."

by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011

Tissue Kids

When a male masturbates and cums into a tissue thereby impregnating the tissue resulting in children.

Damn, Bri so fine I dropped a couple tissue kids on her last night.

by TheMostStudious June 21, 2016

tisya

Most beautiful and kind girl you will ever meet. She has the biggest heart out of anyone. She appeals to many people and if the kindest person on earth. Everyone wishes they were her.

Look it's Tisya! How perfect

by Kace March 8, 2015