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tink

n. a sophisitcated, complicated, and extremely intense combination of precision aiming and the perfection of the plethora of forward arm mechanics. Put a round, circular object of any weight, density, and size in the hand of the one throwing it (such objects have ranged from grapes (to perhaps lacrosse balls)... and target it at the male physiological region that foremost distinguishes the males from female of the species.

can be used as a verb "to tink."
Student 1: "I'm going to tink you so hard you'll hate your parents for making you."

Student 2: "Please don't, I want to be able to have children!"

Student 3: "You better cover up your crotch then."
by Steven Leung August 16, 2006
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tink

That guy is more tinky than most girls .
by JadeyJade November 3, 2008
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tink

to let just a little pee out, especially in certain situations
shortened form of tinkle
i laughed so hard i tinked.
i sneezed so hard i tinked.
by Michelle March 16, 2005
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tink

An acronym for "two income no kids". Usually referred to rich couples (young and old) that have huge houses and tons of stuff like jet skis and more cars than they can handle.
Man 1: Heh, My wife got me a new shirt for christmas and my kids got me a tie!

Man 2: Well, My wife got me a 22 foot fishing boat for christmas.

Man 1: Darn tink!
by www.eternalsoldiers.net July 25, 2003
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tink

A person from Taiwan. It is a spin-off term from chink for Taiwanese people, many of whom denounce their Chinese heritage.
That's not a chink. It's a tink!
by -Eve- April 19, 2006
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tink

1. /verb/ to tink; tunk. To bang someone; have sex with.
She's probably good for a quick tink.

I heard you tunk V.
by cuzmore December 20, 2010
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tink

a slang term for a womans vagina
"I filled her tink up to the brink last night"
by Jay Dunn January 25, 2007
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