Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.

Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!

by built350tough September 7, 2011

Alt-timers disease

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009

Timerson

Using the least amount of brain power

It was quite a timerson thing to do when Alex decided to pee next to me and look at my dick while talking to me.

by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) April 19, 2018

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

Timers

Parents or grandparents

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner

by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018

timmeshum

on pitch name for 'twisted carl' a big name hard house dj and part of the infamous duo 'twisted carl and tegg'. the term became popular in the late 90's when football video gaming became more advanced and kids wanted to make their own 'dream teams'. these would very often include the man of the time, twisted carl, but due to copy write law the various software houses were unable to make an official release. the voice over used in the games will typically say the word 'timmeshum' which is internationally recognised within the ball game as an alias for the infamous 'twisted carl'.

Craig: Fancy a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?

Jim: Only if I can have Timmeshum

by Gavin Roberts January 18, 2008