I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

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by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

TimeStamp

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Trough times

Pronounced 'troff', this word is the exact opposite of 'peak times', its antithesis. Used when something bad has happened, or when you are at one of life's lowest points. Used only by upper class, well-educated people, as 'trough' actually refers to the lowest point on a wave, such as a radio wave, and 'peak' refers to the highest point. The difference between the peak and trough gives you the amplitude. But this is not a physics lesson. Can also be used sarcastically when someone is talking about something that happened to them which could be considered trivial or pathetic.

Jamie: Oh God i just stabbed myself with a glass rod, have to go to hospital.

Miguel: Trough times Jamie, trough times.

Will: Yesterday I was doing this massive essay and I was working on it for hours, when suddenly my door flew open and my brother ran in pretending to be my mum! He looked like a downie!

Miguel: Cool story bro

Jamie: Trough times.

by slothbrainz September 16, 2011

good times doody

When you take a big dump and the head of the doody is above the water, in reference to the Good Times theme song lyric, "Keeping your head above water."

After last night's buffet bar, I left a Good Times Doody in the toilet.

by Dave Bennett Wilmington, DE May 14, 2019

Timesink

Something that takes up a lot of time and produces few or no tangible results. Usually a website.

In general, a waste of time.

(Choose one: Facebook, MLIA, FML) is such a timesink.

by Novarri November 11, 2009

timesaw

A chainsaw that can cut through the fabric of space and time and allow a person to travel into the past.

"Dude, she attacked me with a timesaw and now I'm stuck in the olden days!"

by Rock Jonny February 8, 2007

good times

A TV Series that ran from 1974-1979.

Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.

by Good_Times August 27, 2005