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Timbertots

-Middle school kids who consist of prostitots and eleventeen year olds.
-Come in packs of about 10
God damn timbertots
by STFUdonny April 4, 2009
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timester

A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").

Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.

An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."

Time.

What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.

They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.

And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.

So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."
by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023
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Timpest tyrant

Someone that will protray the upmost compassionate, loving sincere and compelling soul that they possibly can ensure in someone’s outlook, of they’re insight. With deviant exposure, hollowed to they’re core with a manipulative backing to failsafe the persons trust and inner view of them. With drives of greed and heed, seeing as they only want to self loath bottomlessly a persons pride for self obsorption am ward grief of they’re inner insecurities.
You see how that girl plays with that dude time, feelings an self confidence. He’s destroying himself of false sense of hope when she’s a Timpest tyrant
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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Timiest

what do you do for a living?
uhhh im a timiest
by HAHAHAHAHHAHAH PRIME July 21, 2020
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Timestones

A narration device used in the popular board game dungeons & dragons. This device is used specifically by the DM. This device is used specifically to mess with certain players
Hey toby do you remember the "timestones"
by Docile duck April 27, 2021
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timberthy

Timberthy is clearly a very special motherfucker indeed. Ever met one? Exactly. He’s one of a kind.

If you can get past the prickly persona he wears a little too well at times, then you will surely be delighted by what lies derneath.

Timberthy is hugely entertaining; he can be anything from frustratingly funny (I know some of you ladies out there know exactly wtf I mean) to outright hilarious, and between his quick-witted charisma and punning charm, he will keep a smile on your face, guaranteed.

A lesser known fact about this fine specimen, Timberthy, is that he was a world renowned country music superstar slash gangster ass rapper slash standup comedian, in a past life or two. He either hailed from the Deep South or Mother Russia and had likely travelled everywhere in between, as evident by his ability to enact a stunningly uncanny, thoroughly convincing and rather robust array of accents, at any given time and with extraordinary ease.

Make no mistake, despite his silly nature and admittedly demasculine namesake, Timberthy is definitely a bad bitch and is not someone you’d want to make an enemy of. He is extremely passionate about ‘tacticals’ and has quite an impressive (expensive) collection going. He can and will school you all day long about each and every in and out on the subject and loves rewarding himself with a new toy as often as possible.

Lastly, he’s recently been known for staying up all night so seeing as how it’s 6:04am currently, Goodnight Bitches.
Person 1: OMG, WTF is that God-Awful smell?!
Person 2: (Gags) It smells like straight butthole and cadaver carcass
Me: Oh, it’s just Timberthy’s neck
by PpBbDd February 20, 2022
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Timest

shortened version of 'what is the time'
Phil: Timest Gary
Gary: half ten mate
by SWAGMAN369 June 1, 2022
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