Guy in a tie syndrome

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

by Meznight July 26, 2024

tie my shoe

The act of getting down on one knee and performing a blow job.
Particularly between two men.

While walking in the woods one day...
Ben: "Can someone tie my shoe?"
Sam (male): "SSHHHHHURE!"

by For Michaela, haha December 6, 2009

Tie his shoe

to perform sexual favors

"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"

by ohsnapitsthetor March 20, 2009

Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008

tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006

Hog tie and slow roast

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.

We could hog tie and slow roast her.

by Animesus July 10, 2019

Soul Tie Demons (STDs)

Usually in normal conversations STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however with an increasing awareness of spiritual warfare, and evidence of Ephesians 6:12 we don't wrestle against flesh and blood but against spiritual host of wickedness... Soul TIe Demons (STDs) also referred to as a demonic entity's (persons without bodies) that transfers from one person to another through intimate friendships and most commonly through sexual contact. STDs typically causes soulish desires, obsessive thoughts, memories and an inability to end the ungodly relationship of whom the STDs were received. Without deliverance (in Jesus Name) the STDs may result in various emotional and or physical symptoms such as oppression, anxiety, insomnia, irritability, relationship issues, depression and in some cases lives are lost.

Once the woman had gone through a quick deliverance and in Jesus Name commanded the Soul Tie Demons (STDs) out of her, the obsessive thoughts of the person whom she received the STDs from ended and was effortlessly able to cut ties of the ungodly relationship.

by GODACLE June 30, 2023