Titdick

A titdick is a guy with a dick that resembles a tit more than a dick.

1:So...would you say this looks like a dick...or a tit?

2:A...tit.

1:That's 3 for Tit...and 2 for Dick. Great...I have a Titdick.

by coheed117 September 7, 2007

Tindick

When you're checking tinder and a dick just pops up.

Guy 1: I was checking tinder for some babes last night but then some huge ass dick popped up on my screen.
Guy 2: Guess you got Tindick-ed

by Mr.nj June 12, 2016

Tipdick

Someone who doesn't tip a bartender or server adequately, especially after receiving a free round (or 4).

"I just bought that regular a round of drinks out of kindness, and he's such a tipdick that he didn't tip extra on the bill. GTFO, cheapskate."

by Kevlaro May 19, 2017