Ticken

A fucking retard

Tristen is a ticken

by HarryIsafagsohekilleagotnamedb July 17, 2018

Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.

Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.

by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020

box ticking

the fact of doing something just because there is a rule that says that you must do it

A lot of what the care home inspectors do is simply box ticking.

Risk assessments are an essential part of ensuring health and safety. They are not just a box-ticking exercise.

by Mr. Ronaldo December 31, 2016

tikkun olam

The literal meaning is "repair the world", and it is a concept in Judaism interpreted as the prospect of overcoming all forms of idolatry, and by other Jewish denominations as an aspiration to behave and act constructively and beneficially.

By the mid-1980s, rabbis, educators, communal workers, ac­tivists and others were invoking tikkun olam as a value concept in support of a variety of humanistic and distinctly Jewish causes, ranging from environmentalism and nuclear non-proliferation to Palestinian-Israeli reconciliation and unrestricted Soviet Jewish emigration.

by theotherofhorn March 2, 2017

Cherlie the Ticken

Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of barley, thats why he has such a big, fat... TUMMYYYY :DD
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of wheat, tutuutututu. thats why he has such a big strong... B E A K click click click click click
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots or corn, thats why he has such great big... Feet! shhhhOOP
But, if you think Cherlie the Ticken is big, you should see his... mUUUUUUUm :DDD
Cherlie is Ticken is also married to Riki Nendou from Saiki K

"I will grab a bat and yeet Cherlie the Ticken to mars" - Me, Ren

by CEO of Ren October 17, 2020

Tickin'

Something that is bomb. Since bombs often tick before they explode...boom!

Dude, that last run was tickin'.

by Jephatt Mockishure. January 2, 2010

tickanus

n.
derogatory ethnic slur, used as a label when no single concrete ethnicity can be determined.

"That's the fifth time already in this one match that you've been hit by my Falcon Punch, you tickanus!"

by Iceman June 4, 2004