Tinder

A dating app in which 95% of the guys are looking for casual sex or nudes to jack off to, and 95% of the girls are either looking for bae or just want to make friends... resulting in pretty much consistent disappointment and frustration for both parties...

Kinda like real life

*Dude matches with girl*
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"

by JakeTheSnake5 March 27, 2015

tinderbating

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages

-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating

by sheffblik May 6, 2014

tinderella

Your dream girl that you see on Tinder. After swiping right you just don't want to leave your chances to Tinder's matchmaking so instead you decide to figure out your own way by using the advanced search on Facebook to search through all the girls with the same name in your town or the neighboring ones judging by the distance, which corresponds to the shoe size in the tale.

You: Hello I saw you on Tinder yesterday and decided to find and add you on Facebook. It took me a quite while. But, hey, it is just like the Cinderella tale when the prince is searching for Cinderella. I am glad that our story might have a similar ending.
Tinderella: (clicks on report this person button on Facebook)

by theprophetofthesad December 14, 2014

Tinder Thot

A female/male who adds their bank account on their tinder as a reason to exploit horny older men for money and then to just ghost them after.

George: Whoa how did you get $5400
Susan: Oh I added my bank account as a joke, and this horny 50-year-old gave me it.
George: Oh, did you message him or respond.
Susan: Ew I don't like old men, ewwwww
George: So you are a Tinder Thot

by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way August 29, 2019

Tianwei

Tianwei is the name given to a Piano God or someone who is really really good at playing the piano

Woaaah... She plays the piano like a Tianwei

by GABABAY May 6, 2010

Tianze

A boy who was once misunderstood by the former Urban Dictionary definition. In reality, he is tall, smart, attractive and extremely good at sports. He can run up to 13 km/hour and becomes hungary right after.

He knows Chinese history better than most of the Chinese History professor. He also drinks tea at the bar.

Normal Human: I will get a bloody Mary. What are you drinking, Tianze?
Tianze: Tea, please.

by penguinsmom July 11, 2018

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019