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thwapple

A lewd and cruel act of revenge in which penis owner removes a snapple (usually diet) from a shelf or refrigerator of somebody who has wronged them, open it (hearing the snap) pour out approximately half of the beverage, and film themselves filling the container with their own urine. they will then thwap their penis against the container for a few minutes, and end the filming process by panning the camera to a hand written note with the target's full name and date written on it.

They then heat the container in the microwave until it is near boiling temperature, and replace the lid. As the liquid cools in the sealed container, the remaining gas and liquid will contract, causing suction which will snap the lid back down, to make it appear as though the container has not been tampered with. The container will be returned.

After the beverage has certainly been consumed, the video will be sent to the target from a burner phone, in a message saying something like "this was a thwapple, not a diet snapple."

(Note, diet snapple is traditionally used because it both masks the taste of urine better, and because people who drink them tend to be horrible.)
"So, Billy got arrested. He told me he gave his boss a thwapple. He said he pissed in her drink, sealed it, hit his junk on it, then sent her a video of it after she drank it. She recognized the shape of his penis, and called the cops. He is basically fucked now, but that shit was hilarious."
by AlexKay245 October 8, 2019
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Twippin'

v. 1)"Baby talk" pronunciation of the word "Tripping" (deriving from "Trippy"). Commonly used in dramatically incorrect sentences, sometimes as if to sound cute or funny. Sometimes follwed up by the word "ballz," to express a higher severity of the "twippage"
1. Nigga, u is be twippin'.

2. Did you see that driving on salvia video I sent you? That dude; he be twippin' ballz!
by Mudvayne925 June 29, 2009
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parents were amazed that there little twippie's were capable of organizing a protest when there school wanted to switch to disposable cutlery in the cafeteria .
by electromagneticgroove May 24, 2010
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Thippy will need a new sacrifice by tomorrow morning.
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When I clapped her cheeks the thripple was immaculate.”
by Pisscal January 25, 2022
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