Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

by Cardog November 12, 2007

dry thunderstorm

A dry thunderstorm is a thunderstorm which produces only lightning and thunder. A dry thunderstorm produces no rain or other precipitation.

A lot of wildfires are started by dry thunderstorms.

by Mason Eckhart February 8, 2010

Golden Thunderstorm

The act of 5 or more guys urinating on a person from an elevated area while stomping their feet.

I Found it weird that the rainstorm last night was quite warm. But then I looked up, and surprise to me, it was a classic golden thunderstorm.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Personal Thunderstorm

1. When someone is so upset that they rant and rave like a transient storm of lightning and thunder.

2. A sudden violent outburst of displeasure.

Lisa: What's wrong with Tom?

Carl: I don't know. Every time something goes wrong that douche breaks out a personal thunderstorm.

by Lele99 April 20, 2009

Tooele Thunderstorm

Like a storm from Tooele,east of salt lake, in which gas is passed in the midst of a blow job.

I Tooele Thunderstormed that bitch last night before she bit my shit!

by smoove F May 22, 2010

Dirty Thunderstorm

A "dirty thunderstorm" is a type of sexual act in which someone sharts after having had their asshole jizzed in - preferably onto their partner's face.

"Man, things got crazy last night between Beth and me...she had a dirty thunderstorm after I came in her butt."

by MrHegemony October 18, 2008

Kentucky Thunderstorm

this move is performed by a male as you stand over your partner while they are laying on their back. you attempt to finish yourself by giving them a facial, however, before you ejaculate you drop a massive lunker on them which resembles the thunder cloud. simultaneously or immediately after serving them your loaf, you ejaculate on them. the quick jolts of white semen shooting out of your spam javelin at their face, resembles the lightning.

this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.

kyle- "dude, bro! yesterday, the sharks lost so to feel better about it, i unleashed a major kentucky thunderstorm on courtney!"

aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"

by PARTY! December 29, 2007