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thumbass

someone who texts while driving
some thumbass drove off a bridge and drowned the other day.
by RiskyDevil February 26, 2010
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Thumbass

An individual who achieves orgasm by inserting their own thumb in their ass
“I really liked him, until We were in the bedroom, where I learned he was a thumbass”
by thumbass99 July 26, 2021
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Trumpgasm

When you yell Trump slang while having sex.
Oh baby , ohhh baby, ohhhhhh...... Grab em by the pussy. I just had a massive trumpgasm!

Harder. Harder . Yeah, yeah! MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL....trump ... trump... ohhhyea.......... trumpgasm

You just drained my swamp baby.
by TheSupremeLeader December 1, 2016
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Trumpgasm

The feeling of excitement and fever you get when exposed, either visually or auditorily, to Donald being his dangerously sexy self.
I had a massive Trumpgasm while watching the debate last night.
by Supreme Ruler of Deplorastan December 2, 2016
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Thumblast

Origin - Social Media jargon in association to private messaging apps, primarily, including but not limited to, Facebook.

1.) Verb - An easter egg planted in messenger by the app developer, whereby, the 'accidental' press of the "thumb's up" (👍) icon on the keyboard submits a ridiculously huge "thumb's up", also known as being thumbusted within the message thread as an embarrassing notification alert that one party of the relative conversation is:

a.) Currently cyber stalking the other party by checking the last time they were online

b.) Currently retracing the history of conversation with anxiety wondering why it is taking the other party so long to respond

c.) Currently actively engaged in behaviors such as the dot watch of the other party, thereby hinting at the perfect opportunity for dot-taunting.

See - Dot Watch
See - Dot-Taunting
See - Easter Egg
See - Thumbusted
ex. "It has been two hours since he responded, so I got worried. I check that his status was 'active 7 minutes ago'. I got even more anxious, so I was pressing on my lasy messages to check if they had been seen. That's when it happened. I accidentally hit the (👍) as I was scrolling, and Messenger totally just put me on thumblast!"
by .~TheVelvetHammer August 29, 2016
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Thumbass

A person who; Is exceptionally stupid, Exceptionally thumb like in appearance-Oft bald or Rectangular- or even just exceptionally annoying- usually purposefully so-.
Ex.1

“God, Greg, You seen those recent photos of Musk and Dwayne”?

Yeah dude, They look like such thumbasses honestly.”

Ex.2
“Damnit Mark! You fucked it up you thumbass!”

“Hey its not my fault you didn’t tell me to check the pressure gage.”
by Shit Tikler April 28, 2024
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ThumbsuSmackaBackasu

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ThumbsuSmackaBackasu
by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
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