My cousin Throckmorton

The coolest motherfucker in the world

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn

by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020

Throckmorton

1. Term in radiology used to describe the likelihood that the direction that the penis is hanging towards is the side of the trauma or injury.
2. Can also be referred to as a positive or negative throckmorton.

positive throckmorton-toward the injury

negative throckmorton - away from the injury

Direction of the dangle points the way to the pain.

Tech: "Is that a hairline fracture in the left femur?"

Radiologist: "Why of course! Didn't you notice the throckmorton?"

by pseudoten June 5, 2010

Throckmorton

Your cousin, throckmorton

“hey you hear throckmorton is coming over?“
“our crazy cool goose chasing skate board ridin cousin!“

by Tingle me dingle July 11, 2023

Throckmorton

A man that likes to have lots of gay sex. Like A LOT of gay sex. He's so horny and deprived of women that he became gay just to get head.
The male version of Hoe for females.

James: Did you hear how Jack had that huge gay orgy last night?
Jayce: Yeah he was a total Throckmorton

by The word Professorional May 31, 2022

Throckmorton sign

If you break your hip your dong will always point to the side that is broken.

Tom wiped out shredding the gnar, his X-rays show his dong pointing left. Doc says the throckmorton sign never lies. It's l fractured left hip .

by Turd furgason January 30, 2014

throckmorten

Partial erection

Your throckmorten is showing

by BryJen October 9, 2017

throckmorton

n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.

Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!

by Nate December 17, 2004