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Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.
by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017
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Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.
Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.
by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021
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Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem

The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.

No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
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threshix

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by Nightbot but better January 31, 2020
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Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.
by mike mahony January 12, 2009
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Thressa

A lover of all art and things beautiful. Has an eye for finding beauty in the most insignificant things. Is a wonderful partner, mother and friend. Is loyal to a fault. She is a good listener. She loves animals. You would do well to have her as a friend.
by Littlemonley May 16, 2018
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PEI Threesome

when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!
i totally had a PEI threesome last night!! that girl was 6 months pregnant!
by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009
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