Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Three Legged Elephant

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.

Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.

by Walker Ward August 6, 2012

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

Three Legged Dog

A druggie's filthy car with bad paint, dents and running on the mini spare tire.

When I saw the Three Legged Dog parked at the construction site, I knew the Meth Heads where stealing copper again.

by Park Modder January 20, 2009

three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Three-Legged Race

The competition among any combination of three intoxicating recreational substances to see which chemical's effects will win out over the others.

There was a three-legged race among the alcohol, marijuana and cocaine in his body and it seemed as though they were all winning.

by GPM415 September 21, 2011

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 16, 2008