The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
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Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
by vicviod March 15, 2015
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The point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.
Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do Ellen DeGeneres; he's below the Ellen Threshold.
by lukebn December 3, 2010
Get the The Ellen Threshold mug.the amount of times you are able to listen to the song "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls, without beginning to cry.
Try as he may, Jon could feel a lump in his throat as the song came to a close. His Iris Threshold was one.
by bronomyous December 5, 2011
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Get the thrashed thirds mug.the 2 year anomaly in the space time continuum in which asain females go from lookin really young to suddenly lookin 800 years old.
Ming is a victim of the age refraction threshhold.
Ming at age 18: hot
Ming at age 50: hot like 18
Ming at 52: 800 years old
Ming at age 18: hot
Ming at age 50: hot like 18
Ming at 52: 800 years old
by Jonny Morrison December 22, 2004
Get the Age refraction threshhold mug.Some things are just too practical to work. The practicality threshold is defined as the line beyond which things become too practical for use.
"Hey, why are we taking a hot air balloon to the moon instead of a rocket?"
"Because the rocket is past the practicality threshold!"
"Because the rocket is past the practicality threshold!"
by Zephaire January 1, 2009
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