thief

Former Vice President Al Gore

Al Gore attempted to steal the elections, therfore he is a thief.

by I H8 THE LIBERALS August 15, 2004

Thief

The act of stealing someones belonging/s

Raina stole the bracelet . . . . . she is a thief.

by AxDiablo November 07, 2011

thiefed

When one has pulled off a move of such epic proportions you cant compare it to anything but the AWE-inspiring bad-ass-ness of the ninjas stealthy stealing skillllzz.

Bob: You just totally thiefed my pencil foo!

Fernald: Hell yeah muthafucka!

Bob:(dissapears into dust from awe-inspired ness)

by Pruney The Transvestite January 14, 2010

thief

Someone who uses other people's private property without their permission or them knowing it.

A thief would use a friend's computer to post something from his/her facebook account that s/he won't like.

by KustacMa September 08, 2011

thief

Someone who steals from K-Mart

That guy is a thief.
You thief!!!
There is a theif in the house.

by Y.E.A November 21, 2007

thief

When a diamond man named skeppy goes to the store with his family to steal thousands of dollars worth of webkinz and an angry muffin man named badboyhalo who stole a store label doesnt remember the name of the stuffies.

That dog named rat is a thief for stealing my muffin mix!

by Honeqi September 13, 2020

thief

Capitalistic individual who "borrows" other people's stuff and "pawns" them. Takes whatever opportunity to gain currency, no matter what ethical barriers stand in the way. Often screws all those close to him in his bid for cash. Is fairly smart, but his kleptomania gets the better of him. Best seen in the 8-bit theater webcomics.

Your GP or your HP!~8-bit theater episode 4

I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.

by Pyros April 22, 2004