THICKOMETER

A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!

"Damn! Ki Toy Johnson (from Outkast's video) has so much ass that she almost breaks the thickometer!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

thickie fershure

1. One who has a nice, curvy figure, or thick ass.

2. Can sometimes relay to personality when someone is not physically thick, but mentally thick.

1. Have you met that girl Deyzha? She's a thickie fershure!

2. Javier: Jackie is a thickie fersure!
Alyssa: But isn't she really slim?

Javier: Yeah, but have you met her?
Alyssa: Oh yeah, she's a thickie fershure!

by # 1 Dad January 31, 2016

thickmeat

A thick penis(dickmeat).
A member of exceptional girth.

She seemed like a sport, but could not handle my thickmeat in her pooper.

by trimbandit June 19, 2007

thickie

slang for solid waste matter - aka shit

"After I got home, I had a nice long thickie in the bathroom....and felt great afterwards!"

- opposite of "thinnie" (pee)

by Holly January 1, 2008

Thickie Thickie Ow Ow

An orangutan that is very obese. He has a round head and is loved by teenagers all around the globe...

“Oh my god thickie thickie ow ow is so thick.”
“I know right I think I am in love.”

by bunnyloaf78 October 27, 2019

Thickie

Thickshake. Specifically referring to the range of delicious shakes served at the store 'Joocy Bite'.

"Dude, you gonna grab a Thickie from the bite?"

by Pesos February 27, 2008

softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.

In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.

by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006