theologian

Someone who searches a pitch black cave for a black cat which is not there - and finds it!

I can prove that my god is better than all other gods, the theologian thundered.

by SL the humanist May 24, 2005

theologian

Someone who starts with a "known" conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.

"God must exist, because that's what I was told when I was young...here are some other reasons"

by heathen May 8, 2005

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Theological virtues

Faith, Hope, Love

Man: What are the theological virtues?

Priest: Faith, Hope, love

by Aldrin Sacramento September 3, 2013

Theologically

Same thing as theoretically but the cooler word. Used by ratchet/ghetto people.

Theologically, yo would't be ma best frands if yo won't born.

by Hor-sey April 26, 2015

Theological Divinialism

Theological divinialism is the part of divinialism responsible for its theology, it seeks the study of the nature of God, gods, divine beings and divinity in a divinialist outlook and how reach them and become like them.

"One of the most important concepts inside theological divinialism is the concept of people's divinity, where everyone is divine at some level and anyone can reach th divine by its own will, motivation and evolution."

by Full Monteirism January 23, 2021

computer theologian

Delusional person who believes electro-mechanical artificial intelligence will duplicate or surpass live intelligence.

When the conversation turned to the computer age, artificial intelligence & man's uncertain future, suddenly the deadpan Ann became animated. After all, she earned her PhD as a computer theologian at MIT and was all too happy to convert anyone who would listen to her.

by Kotywon Kenobi June 25, 2006