pop in the woody 

A term that some European mothers (especially the Dutch) use in place of the word "erection" when teaching their children about the birds and the bees.

Another word for boner, erection, chub

"Mom, how come sometimes my penis gets hard when I see a cute girl?"

"That's called a pop in the woody!"

pop in the woody by Pen1sland.com May 9, 2016

Cage the woody plant 

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

Cage the woody plant by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

Steven Woody, (the Woody) 

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

Steven Woody, (the Woody) by Mmballs October 4, 2021

the new woody woodpecker show 

A show on fox kids about a woodpecker

Man 1: The new woody woodpecker show is airing at 2pm. Fuck

man 2: U can record it

the new woody woodpecker show by Woodystan69 April 6, 2021

Woody the dog 

Woody the dog is the most amazing dog in the world, sadly he died but he is amazing

I wish i was woody the dog
Woody the dog is a dead legend

Woody the dog by Sausage gobbler2069 March 26, 2023

early bird gets the wood on 

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar

Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.

run the wood by jobens April 3, 2012