wet the willy

Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.

Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?

by B-i-g-D July 12, 2016

lose the willy

A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.

Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.

by Disco Dave December 3, 2007

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

Toss the Willy

Toss the Willy USA, Southrn slang, to get rid of the toilet.

This apartment is a wreck, let’s put new tile in the bath, and “Toss the Willy”.

by Meanlandlord September 18, 2018

Pillage at the Willy

To hit the Goodwill drop off after hours.

"Lets go to the Willy and Pillage us some new shit"!

by michele from Rodeo, Ca January 28, 2004

sam the willy watcher

an expression used for peeping on ya m8 wile hes avin a slash.

hes actin like such a sam the willy watcher.

by jonesy9999999999999999999999 April 12, 2007

Chilly Billy with the Willy

When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.

"Hey, my family reunion is his weekend, should I pull a Chilly Billy with the Willy?"

by brody48f September 15, 2018