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The Washington Handshake

The act of using extreme favors, possibly of a sexual nature, to gain; power, positions of authority, increased income, favorable treatment, etc.
John doe was narrowly elected Mayor because of his firm and precise execution of The Washington Handshake.
by We fixed the glitch1111 April 24, 2018
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The Washing Machine

When the performing of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and you hit the girl so hard the she has seziures and shakes like a washing machine with you still attached.
Man this girl and i were having sex and i donkey punched her so hard she gave me the washing machine.
by Hsimpsons13 April 22, 2006
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The Waiting Game

The point where a guy/girl hopelessly waits for the one person that would want to be in a relationship. There's no point of flirting, you just do nothing. It's like a fisherman with the pole in the water, with no hook or bait. This mostly happens to nice guys who girls want so badly, yet sticks around with the jerks. Or even the shyguy who doesn't even try. Also, the game can be triggered by entering the friend zone.
He starting the Waiting Game when his crush friend zoned him.
by thelonelyone420 October 18, 2013
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Jake from The Westing Game

Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.
I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup
by I_Eat_Ketchup_Secretly October 3, 2018
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Are We The Waiting

an awesome song by Green Day from the album American idiot the main chorus of thing is, and screamin' are we we are, are we we are the wainting
Are We The Waiting is an awsome song
by greenday256 January 6, 2012
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The Washington Post

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!
by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019
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