val

the coolest person in the world!
not only a good friend but a good person.
:D

vals so cool.
shes zee BESTEST!

by bannaqwerty(sal) January 12, 2009

Val

Super sweet man. Hes so nice and kind and caring. Val is super funny and has great music taste too. Hes hot and sexy asf. /p hes also super cool and a great person. Hes literally a dun ass oerson to talk to and if you hate him or dont wanna talk to him at all, your loss because val is amazing. SO FUCK YOU HATERS.

Yoooooo, boi its val
Oh shit!!! He cool
Val also the alpha.

by O. K. July 14, 2021

val

SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.

Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?

Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!

Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

Val

A val is someone from the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County, California.
Vals are known for their "valspeak" (i.e Like Oh my god! Ew gag me with a spoon!) but the majority of them no longer speak this way. They still however have a hint of that dialect by saying "like" in nearly every sentence. Other terms still being used are "dude", "oh my god", "rad" and "totally".
Vals tend to be more down to earth and less egocentric than the kids over the hill.

People hate on us vals, but they still like watching our porn!

by zombie818 February 27, 2011

Val

Val- a person who is not from the beach or coastal area, ..a surfer from the valley; Valley boy

Dude, go home val. GO home vals!!

by JAvier October 23, 2004

val

a literal simp maker

val

by drugg man February 14, 2021

AS VAL

A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.

AS VAL has only 10-20 rounds in clip.
It's magazine dumbass stupid idiot.

by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020