the platelets made it down the stairs

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

by harrym13 September 30, 2018

Under the stairs

Phrase used by Whitman-Hanson kids to describe weird ass people who fuck and do other sexual activities under the stairs of the school

Bro did u hear about Vinny and Kelly were “under the stairs”

by TheWhitmanKGeneral November 26, 2019

Breasted Boobily down the Stairs

"She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.

A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.

by StarryQET May 30, 2023

fell down the stairs

To have gotten a hickey. Commonly used as an excuse.

Travis: What's with the ring of bruises around your neck?
Jason: I fell down the stairs.

by duck57 December 22, 2015

Thrown down the stairs

When a chick has her way with you in the bedroom.

I took this cougar home last night and i got thrown down the stairs.

by Randellski October 29, 2006

Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs

The act of putting an over-confident, immature, and obnoxious amateur in their place.

Yeah, mouthed off to me again! Somebody really needs to give her a Showgirls Shove Down The Stairs.

by smartass69 January 5, 2010

threw her baby down the stairs

Threw her baby down the stairs, then I grew some nipple hairs

I threw her baby down the stairs

by black nigger balls November 15, 2021