splat

an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!

IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'

by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

Splats

The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.

When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.

by jcoctoston January 22, 2011

Splat

Natasha Romanoff also know as black widow

Nats dead, yeah she jumped off a cliff , splat now

by Miekandkorg4life February 15, 2021

Splat

The state of utter exhaustion

After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!

by redcountess January 2, 2009

Splat

The past tense of split.

Ash- Hey Aydin what did you order?
Aydin- Oh, I splat the onion rings with Marijan

by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

splat

An exclamatory term used to describe the sound a penis could possibly make if penetrating a big, fat, moist, and delicious booty hole.

"Damn, look at dat ass. Splat!"

by corn master October 2, 2002

Splat

To Leak Seminal Fluids Spontaneously; Orgasm

Ahh...I'm Gonna Splat!

by J_S_Bjobs September 17, 2018