Drink The Salmon

A Salmon that lives out of water but sometimes goes out on the water for a long period of time. Drink the Salmon is known for his superior PC technician skills, and his studies with the "buffer". Drink the Salmon is also known for consuming large amounts of cheese steak and one time, usually covered with mlano cookies. Drink the Salmon can be usually be found on the bottom of any scoreboard in the video game Combat Arms.

I saw Drink the Salmon the other day on the bottom of the scoreboard in combat arms, eating two cheesesteaks at once time covered in mlano cookies, while handing out buffers to his teammates.

by Salmonfisherman09 March 19, 2011

Punishing the Salmon

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

find the salmon

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Slammin The Salmon

Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.

"Man, Last Night I Was Slammin The Salmon To The Moon And She Loved It!"

by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009

Eat the salmon

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021