The Nazi Wake-and-Bake 

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

cardinal c the nazi

Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).

The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.

Boss: In the office now!

Clerk: What now boss?

Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!

Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!

cardinal c the nazi by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014

Bill Nye The Nazi Spy 

A nazi spy working for Adolf Hitler to try to kill jews. This man is terrible, he uses fake facts about him working for Russian spy’s. He sang “Bill Nye the Russian Spy!”

“Bill Nye the Nazi spy! Bill Bill Bill Bill, Nazis Rule!”

Bill Nye The Nazi Spy by Nazi spy October 21, 2017

Hide the nazi 

Putting the penis inside the vagina. Originates from the fact that the head of the penis looks just like a Nazi helmet.

So what did you do with your girlfriend?

Oh just played a little game of hide the nazi!

Hide the nazi by what? shut up February 28, 2009

Hide the Nazi 

Inserting a penis into the vagina. Possibly based upon the position of an erect penis compared to the salute of a nazi.

What are you doing tonite?

I'm just trying to hide the nazi.

Hide the Nazi by oldmanklc7734 November 3, 2006

Bill Nighy the Nazi spy 

A true legend that works for the mother country of Nazi Germany.

Oh it's Bill Nighy the Nazi spy, what a legend.

Bill Nighy the Nazi spy by I make alot of money October 10, 2017

hide the nazi in the jew cave 

Hide the Nazi in the Jew cave refers to a male penis penetrating a females vagina. The penis head resemvles a Nazi helmut and nazi's like Jew caves, they are a good place to hide

"Baby, can I play hide the Nazi in the Jew cave?"

hide the nazi in the jew cave by Allmanbroskif January 31, 2008