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mummy

A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.
Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.
by Billy LosManios September 14, 2006
mugGet the mummymug.

Mummy

This word word is written mummy and pronounced like that in places like the uk.SoThis person who loves you and care for you through your life supporting you through your troubles either growing up or problems you couldn't handle on your own thanks to them we have learnt many morals and lessons but sadly for some this isn't the reality for some people for other people their mothers may be abusive talk to them and act to them in ways that may be considered illegal to many but thanks to people who have balls big enough to get help with their depressing family life*if anybody is In this situation seek help because they may do something to you that changes your future as a human being.
Mummy when will we walk to school?
mugGet the Mummymug.

Mummy

A racial slur used for Egyptians.
That mummy did it
by laylalalalala April 9, 2021
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mummy

get me out of this mummy
by Bob The Builder123 gay April 18, 2023
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mummy

DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
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The Mummy

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
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The mummy

When your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats passed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the passed out girl's body practically wrappings her up with them.
Some stupid bitch passed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.
by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011
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